I’ve worn a Phiten Titanium Necklace for over a month now.  So the question is, does it really work? This is what the company claims: “Phiten products work with your body’s energy system, helping to regulate and balance the flow of energy throughout your body. Proper energy balance helps to alleviate discomfort, speed recovery, and counteract fatigue.”

The reason why I considered one in the first place was because a lot of MLB baseball players wear them. Then I saw my friend wearing two of them. He swears by it. So I went down to the Marukai Store to look. Even the old ladies who work there were wearing them. That was the clincher! Haha.

So, does it really work? Well, the only difference that I’ve experienced is that I now wake up before my alarm goes off. That’s never happened before. Now there are two ways of looking at this. Either it’s “counteracting fatigue,” or it’s disrupting my sleep.

So the question becomes, “Are you dumb enough to pay money for that goofy thing, and then wear it around your neck all day?”
So my answer is, “Wh-what are you talking about? Of course it works…. of course it…. it….”