Picked up my new pair of prescription eyeglasses from Kaiser today. I can finally see.

Before my last birthday, I went to the DMV for my driver’s license renewal. I kinda failed the eye exam. I rattled off something like, “E, B, 8, B, 8, Z, B.”
Then the tester said, “Um…. no numbers, and no letters repeat. Try again.”
I said, “I can see the cars. This just means that I can’t text while I’m driving.”
It made him laugh, so he let me go. “Eh, you need glasses. Pay at the cashier’s window.”

Today I held up my end of the deal.